Thanks for your interest in VIP tickets! In addition to supporting the message of Second Helping, Kelli is putting away money to do a Florida Youngfolks Comedy/Storytelling Tour. The state of Florida has made it illegal to use state money to pay for diversity initiatives. Which means all the state college system LGBT centers have shut down and many youth centers as well. And then the anti-trans bills keep coming, each one more ridiculous than the one before. Anyway. You know how Florida is. (Kelli went to a small Christian High School in Florida where “homosexual activity” was grounds for immediate explosion. She’s feeling worried about Florida youth right now, among other things)
We’re excited to offer the following VIP tickets! When you’ve decided which one you want, tell us with this form.
VIP ENJOY 40 (IRL ONLY) SPECIAL VIP SEATING, HOMEMADE RUM BALLS OR HOMEMADE BEEF JERKY, YOUR CHOICE OF ONE OF KELLI’S ANGRY TEES. INDICATE HERE
VIP AFFIRM $60 (IRL OR VIRTUAL) SPECIAL RESERVED SEAT (THAT PART IS IRL ONLY) HOMEMADE RUM BALLS OR BEEF JERKY, YOUR CHOICE OF ONE OF KELLI’S ANGRY TEES AND GET THIS…KELLI WILL MAKE YOU A SET OF 12 FUNNY/EARNEST LAMINATED AFFIRMATION CARDS CREATED JUST FOR YOU. START THE PROCESS TO BUY HERE
VIP ESTEEM $100 (IRL OR VIRTUAL) SPECIAL RESERVED SEAT (THAT PART IS IRL ONLY) HOMEMADE RUM BALLS OR BEEF JERKY, YOUR CHOICE OF ONE OF KELLI’S ANGRY TEES AND GET THIS…HAVEN’T YOU ALWAYS WANTED A TROPHY FOR SOMETHING YOU DO, THAT YOU’RE GREAT AT, BUT HAS BEEN UN-NOTICED? OR TO HONOR A FRIEND OR PARTNER OR OTHER PERSON IN YOUR LIFE IN THIS WAY? EXAMPLES: BEST METAMOUR, BEST CAT-SITTER, KINDEST TATTOO ARTIST, ETC. OR KEEP ONE IN YOUR BAG TO HAND TO SOMEONE FOR BEST SPRINT FOR THE SUBWAY. KELLI WILL DESIGN AND MAKE THE TROPHY OF YOUR DREAMS! ORDER HERE
VIP ACTIVITY $150 (IRL OR VIRTUAL) SPECIAL RESERVED SEAT (IRL ONLY), A SNACK PACK OF TASTY TREATS, A TEE SHIRT OF YOUR CHOICE FROM KELLI’S ANGRY TEES AND KELLI WILL CREATE A 20 PAGE COLORING /ACTIVITY BOOK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SPECIAL INTEREST. C’MON YOU ALL KNOW Y’ALL HAVE SPECIAL INTERESTS. FOR EXAMPLE, DO YOU HAVE NEW SPORT YOU’VE TAKEN UP, OR A FAMILY THING YOU’RE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO? DO YOU LOVE TRAINS OR THREESOMES OR THE GOLDEN GIRLS? WE’VE INCLUDED SOME RECENTLY COLORING SHEETS KELLI MADE FOR A FRIEND GOING THROUGH BREAKUP, AND YOU CAN SEE HOW A BOOK LOOKS PUT TOGETHER KELLI’S GUIDE TO SURVIVING HOLIDAYS WITH YOUR FAMILY. START THE PROCESS OF THIS AMAZING VALUE HERE.
