Yeah FREAK OF NURTURE is HERE

Yeah FREAK OF NURTURE is HERE

So let’s say you’ve been wanting to share some Kelli Dunham comedy but you hate going to clubs. Or colleges. Or prides. Or coffeehouses. Or maybe you’d like to hear a little more in depth behind the scenes look at why I was a nun, or all the funny stuff that happens when you lose two partners in a row, or you wish some of my stories about living in Haiti were written down.

Or maybe you lead a high school GSA or college LGBT student’s group and want to bring me to your school but you are having convincing more serious minded folks that you can a stand up comic to your school without some kind of international incident. PHOTO OF REVIEW COPY OF FREAK OF NURTURE

Wellsireeee my friend, you’re in luck. Kelli is Serious Now. Kelli’s fifth book (and her first personal/queer) book FREAK OF NURTURE has just been released by the groundbreaking Topside Press. You can read more about the stories and essay contained within on Kelli’s blog for the book you can buy it right now, or if you’re anywhere in the New York area, come out to the event release reading at (naturally) the Sealy Cuyler Funeral Home on May 18.

And if you need help explaining Freak of Nurture to your friends, just show ‘em this Venn Diagram. A Venn Diagram always helps.

Totally clear it up, right?

Totally clears it up, right?

 

RANDOM SHIT I SAY ON STAGE: COMEDY/THERAPY FINE LINE DIVISION

RANDOM SHIT I SAY ON STAGE: COMEDY/THERAPY FINE LINE DIVISION

It’s time for another installment of RANDOM SHIT I SAY ON STAGE, even though, um, this is first one. And might be the last. We’ll see.

Recently my ex-therapist started dating my room-mate. Which is not the punchline. Or even particularly surprising. They processed it with me about a million times and were totally fair blah blah. What is is interesting about this (besides the neverending adventure in overlap that is NYCqueerbrooklynqueerlife) is a friend asked me why it didn’t bother me. And it’s simple: my therapist doesn’t know anything I don’t already say to a room full of drunk strangers. With a mic in my hand. Hopefully, my therapist’s feedback is pretty different (especially from that chick who yelled “your therapist wants to kill herself” at a Rainbow Mountain gig) . Also, let’s hope I’m funnier on stage than in therapy.

But the same subject matter.

Which brings me to the bit about RANDOM SHIT I SAY ON STAGE. It happened at the Rapier Wit Comedy show, one of the very few mainstream comedy club shows I will do and a very good time. The crowd, for the love of mike, was almost completely straight. And they were sweet compassionate people. So of course I couldn’t resist teasing them about their desire to adopt me instead of laughing at.

Because you know we can’t have straight people being nice to us. That, apparently will ruin the whole thing.

They were just trying to be nice. Really they were.

They were just trying to be nice. Really they were.

Anyway you can listen to the whole thing, including 45 second of me messing around with the mic for no reason other than to raise tension in the room so the too kind crowd would laugh at me. It worked. Kind of.

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JUST READ IT

JUST READ IT

THE COLLECTION

THE COLLECTION: SHORT FICTION FROM THE TRANSGENDER VANGUARD TOM LEGER AND RILEY MACLEOD, ED.

I’m not picky about most things. In fact, I probably have a reputation for being ANTI-picky.

This is not hyperbole. I’ve eaten sardines from the dollar store. Twice.

I am; however, very picky about fiction, because I’m careful about what kind of made up characters I let into my emotional life, since I haven’t always been so discerning about the real-life ones I’ve opened up to.

And ever since that unfortunate seventh grade incident with the Norton’s Anthology of English Literature (for the record, tractors and 800 page books don’t mix) any written work that could conceivably be labeled “a tome” makes me decidedly uneasy.

So even though I’ve been excited about Topside Press and very excited about The Collection, I was still afraid of it. Just a little.

Because of my irrational fear, I didn’t pick the book up until way too late on a weeknight. And I have this to say to editors Leger and MacLeod and their transgender vanguard: Thanks a heap. I didn’t need to be awake for those important meetings the next day anyway.

It started innocently. I’d read one story, begin to give a shit about the main character and think “I’ll just read one more.”

Then I’d read another story, find the setting fascinating and think “Okay just one more.”

And then I’d read the next piece and think “Hmmm, I wonder if those two are going to work it out” and this continued until the Brooklyn sunrise was peeking through my window and my cat was annoyed with me for never having turned out the light.

I’ll admit, I had some favorites. Casey Plett’s Other Women, in which the protagonist shudders through not only part of a Winnipeg winter but also a whole lot of prayers and the recitation of at least one Bible verse was charming in its chronicling of the complexity of even the most simple of relationships. M Robin Cook’s Birthrights demonstrates that, in the hands of a talented writer, dialogue can be simultaneously stark and warm. You can’t help but cheer for both Tony and Rose in Alice Doyle’s Two Girls, even if you’re not sure you should be cheering for them together. And after the 90s, I would have thought nothing could ever get me to read an account, fictional or not, of any support group meeting in any LGBT community center, ever. But the realistic juxtaposition of the snide and earnest dialogue in Elliott Deline’s Dean and Teddy alternately made me laugh and wince and kept me reading until the end of the story which—and this was probably inevitable– involved a shared cigarette after the meeting.

The beauty of these stories is that they weren’t all beautiful. Or all funny. Or all scary. Or all anything for that matter. The only thing the stories have in common is that they are character driven fiction that is lively, well-written, thoughtfully crafted, and beautifully edited throughout.

One last thing Topside. It maybe be true that you kept me up all night, but don’t think for one minute that I am truly satisfied. The Collection may be ground-breaking, but it’s also an exceptional read. I hope you’ve got plans for The Collection 2013 because there’s no way this can be anything less an annual event.

THE COLLECTION’s official release date is October 16th. You can direct order a copy here.